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Pretty Girls are Never Lonely
Fun comes at a price higher than you paid. “You can suck it and swallow, but I don’t know how good it will feel after.” Kitty was my left hemisphere. She put a voice to my thoughts in the synapses that...
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I Don’t Want to Be Your Friend
After a three-day non-fight with a Gentleman Caller (GC) I realized how important it is to say, “I don’t want to be your friend.” Over the years I have lost many friends. As a child my mother moved us...
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wor[u]th more
I am a free bird. See me soar so high, but keep an eye on the ground. I feel ‘super single’. I don’t know if I made that up, or if I’m just high off of being emotionally shut down. but I feel like the...
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I Don’t Want to Be Your Friend Either
Another one bites the dust. You might remember my post I Don’t Want to Be Your Friend – which was about how my closet girlfriend didn’t want to be my friend anymore. Well, history has repeated itself....
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We Weren’t Ever Really Friends
My blog posts I Don’t Want to Be Your Friend and I Don’t Want to Be Your Friend Either are my two most highly view posts. If you haven’t read them they are each about a girl who didn’t want to be my...
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Perks Of Being a Slut
SLUT /SLƏT/ NOUN - A SLOVENLY OR PROMISCUOUS WOMAN I’ve been a slut for years. It came easily (pun intended) and naturally. Like a fish swimming. After all, I started masturbating at four, showed...
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How to Pick Up the Pieces of Your Broken Heart
Spring-cleaning doesn’t stop at the dustpan and mop. The New Year’s feeling of resolution and starting over with a clean slate is enhanced with sunshine and chirping birds. This mentality seems to run...
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The Strip is Alive with the Sound of Stilettos
Hottest Venues Welcomes Los Angeles’ First All Female Bar Crawl with VIP Treatment Los Angeles, CA – Insiders’ Los Angeles will be hosting a Girls’ Night bar crawl on Sunset Boulevard that will be both...
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Facebook: Confirming That Your Ex is Still a Douche
Facebook answers the question, “What ever happened to…?” This social networking service has given us the ability to see what our first loves have been doing in the last ten years as easily as last...
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Champagne Kisses
“I want to make you cum exactly at midnight,” he says as closes the door behind him. “Well, that gives you about fifteen minutes, Champagne.” “Why do you keep calling me that?” Champagne is a hedge...
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Miss Moxie (Part 1)
I need to have her. She is perfect. Everything I want and wanted to be. Cool, short black hair in pigtails, covered in tattoos for as far as the eye could see, and big, mischievous green eyes. I float...
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Miss Moxie (Part 2)
Click here for part 1 She fumbles with the button on her jeans, an excited grin plastered to her face with two colors of smudged lipstick bordering her lips emulating a painted clown. What the fuck?...
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Are You The Annoying Friend?
If you’ve passed puberty you’ve heard one of your girlfriends, female acquaintances, or frenemies say one of the follow and the urge punch her in the face was so overwhelming even the possibility of...
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Don’t be Shameless, Take a Pill
Since its debuted in 2011 Shameless, a Showtime series, has caught our attention for its unabashed story telling of a dysfunctional family. This week Mandy, the quintessence of the hooker with a heart...
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Back For More
“Let me in.” It is Rebound’s stern voice coming through the door’s intercom. It has been months, close to a year, since I’d last seen him. I press the button and wait as he climbs the stairs of my...
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Peeping Jane: Female Voyeur
Stepping off the last of the balcony’s steps, a warm summer breeze blows my cigarette smoke back into my face. The crowd above me whoops and hollers over juvenile drinking games. “How did I end up back...
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Peeping Jane: Part 2
He pulls his hard dick out through the slit of his boxer briefs, stroking it slowly as he watches the two girls. I take a long drag, filling my lungs with minty smoke, and squat down for a more...
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